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Hostilities Erupt In Bamboo-Mushroom Conflict
Bamboo Village After a nearly twenty-year cease fire, fighting has unexpectedly broken out between Bamboo Village (Takenoko no Sato) and Mushroom Mountain (Kinoko no Yama). While it had been thought...
View ArticleThe Search for Mr. Brown, Part 2
With our search for Mr. Brown entering its second week, the trail seemed like it was getting cold. Just when we were about to give up and accept our Croatian clown consequences, we received another...
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Caramel Corns & Peanut Snack
Dang ol’… Yee haw! Y’all have been waitin’ a long time for this down-home country fusion of caramel corns and peanuts. A dang ol’ long time, in fact! Well you ain’t gotta wait no more, ’cause that dang...
View ArticleChomsky To The Rescue!
As you might have guessed by my lack of recent contributions, I’ve been thoroughly engrossed in the task of learning the Mangoustani language. After poring over Volume 1 for many weeks, I thought I...
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Where Does Pumpkin Spice Come From?
Pumpkination complete! It seems that from about September until January, everything in the world mysteriously appears in a pumpkin spice variety. It wasn’t always this way. Just a few short years ago,...
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Tai Kae Crispy Seaweed
He’s a laid-back seaweed dude. It’s been a while since we brought you news of strange snacks and wacky weirdness, but this particular bulletin was too good to pass up. You’ve heard a lot about Tao Kae...
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Hwa Tai Luxury Vegetable Cracker with Chocolate
A likely story… Oh boy. Here we go again. It’s yet another attempt to get me to eat my vegetables. This has been going on since I was three years old. I didn’t fall for it then, and I’m not falling for...
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Lusshin Mangosteen Herbal Refreshing Soap
Mangosteen is everywhere now. Do you remember the good old days when mangosteen was literally the forbidden fruit? Finding it in cans was hard enough. Finding it fresh required putting on an elaborate...
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Lick Milk Chocolate Pumpkin & Sweet Potato Fusion Bar
Cold fusion! Everyone is under pressure to be environmentally friendly these days. I mean, it seems like as soon as someone finds out that you converted your 1971 Volkswagen bus to run on charcoal, you...
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Al-Haloub Cow Luncheon Loaf
The بقرة says: مو For many people in the United States, April 15th is a very significant date. It’s the deadline for doing something that they really don’t want to do. For us at Armenian Fungus Cake,...
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Kuai Wei Olive Candies
Non-traditional There are some things in life that are sacred. You can’t just go around redefining them to suit your own purposes. One of those things is candy. Candy is a traditional bond of sweetness...
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A Very Special Episode: Momordicae Grosvenori Revisited
RUN!!! It has come to our attention that we at Armenian Fungus Cake might not be doing everything we can to keep our readers safe from the treacherous tyranny of strange snacks. We of course wish to...
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Atori Spicy-X Tom Yam Seafood Biscuit Sticks
Now you’ve really done it. We tried to warn you. Almost two years ago, we tried to warn you. But did you listen? No. Of course not. We told you all of the things that make chickens angry, and we even...
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e. frutti gummi candy mexican
now more insensitive if you liked the italian version of e. frutti gummi candy then we have good news for you because now it comes in mexican but if you were offended by the italian stereotypes on the...
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Eurocrem JAR
JAR In the past, we’ve brought you the story of Eurocrem BLOK. We also determined that Eurocrem equals 1.17 hearts, because we knew you didn’t want to figure that out on your own. Now we’re pleased to...
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Veggie Jerky
Did I mention that I’m a vegan? “Look at me! I’m evil and cruel and environmentally irresponsible! I contribute to health problems and might even cause cancer! Not to mention that I will make you...
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Papa Puff Honey Melon Flavor
Curly. Green. Sanitary. Today we bring you the story of Papa Puff Honey Melon Flavor corn puffs. Well, not the real story, since there is already a story of Papa Puff on the back of the package. We...
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Hero Doctor Fountain Pen
Meet the hero! Make way for the newest superhero…the Hero Doctor Fountain Pen! The Hero Doctor has many useful superpowers, including a bladder-fill system that allows it to squirt ink from the tip...
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Trader Joe’s Cookie Butter Sandwich Cookies
What makes it so good? DAY 1: Cookie butter has almost become the new pumpkin spice. It’s in everything from chocolate bars to cream cheese, not to mention tubs of pure cookie butter goodness. I’d like...
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Bart & Judy’s The Best Chocolate Chip Cookies in the World!(tm) [Not Kidding]
Trademarked Cookies are an important part of many life experiences. For example, when you’re still wading through 28 volumes of Mangoustani language learning materials, you might want to have a...
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